No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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