I like my sex mixed with concussions.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
