i think i have herpe
just one?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm sobbing to NWA
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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