"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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