Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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