either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
either way he was missing a nipple.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
