So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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