I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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