This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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