Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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