That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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