I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
