girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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