Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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