I could have mohawked her pubes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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