: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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