If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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