and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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