# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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