Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i now understand why vodka
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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