yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate all girls vehemently.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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