Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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