was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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