I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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