Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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