Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Enjoy the penises
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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