He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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