Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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