He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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