i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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