Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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