as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
