P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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