I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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