it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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