Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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