so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
