I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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