My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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