Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
farters have to be the big spoon...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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