i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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