And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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