I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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