: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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