Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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