Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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