were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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