I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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