Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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