You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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