Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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