There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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