How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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