don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
