Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I will pee on everything he values.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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